After a loooong hiatus and many rumors of cancellation, the Real Housewives of New York City finally have a full trailer and release date. On March 11, fans will be reunited with Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Aviva Drescher, Heather Thomson, and my fave Carole Radziwill. We also get a new housewife, model Kristen Taekman and bonus visits from former-housewife and former-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps – she just can’t let go of any of her titles, can she? Oh, and for those of you who might be worried, Aviva’s disgusting father will also be back with even more orange skin and zany one-liners like, “Ramona is a b*tch and you know what happens to b*tches? They get f*cked by dogs.” Stay classy, pop.
This season will bring cowboys, a dog funeral, divorce, Ramona fake-crying, vibrators, caviar, calls to 911 and a flying prosthetic leg. You can watch the full trailer below, or just check out my favorite part here:
By the way, sorry for the annoying Hulu clips – WordPress won’t let me embed videos from Bravo’s website.