Teresa Giudice and Husband Juicy Joe Giudice Take Plea Deal

Source: NJ.com
Source: NJ.com

Teresa Giudice and husband Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey stars and professional liars, pleaded guilty to a sh*t ton of charges in Newark Federal Court today. Back in the summer of 2013, when first faced with the 41-count indictment, the two pleaded not guilty – but I guess they changed their minds on that, since they’re guilty as fuhhh.

As part of a plea deal, Joe faces 37 to 46 months of jail time and possible deportation, since he was born in Italy and is not a US citizen. Teresa faces 21 to 27 months of jail time herself. The indictment cites bank fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, bankruptcy fraud, tanning fraud, not having a forehead fraud, and making false statements on loan applications. There’s also this little thing about not paying taxes from 2004-2008.

The Giudices have four children, which is scary and also incredibly sad when you think about it. Those kids are royally screwed. Even so, Teresa will probably get off without jail time – but I think Juicy Joe has all the right ingredientses for a trip to the slammer.

Are you Team Teresa, or ready to see them go?

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