The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: Best And Worst Moments

Source: Bravo TV
Source: Bravo TV

Most eyeroll-worthy argument: Lisa opens the reunion with the stupidest gripe I’ve ever heard – apparently Brandi said on a podcast that Lisa used to live in Calabasas, California. Is that a bad thing? No. Is Calabasas a bad place? Considering it’s home to the Kardashians and Justin Bieber, it’s clearly not slumming it. But Lisa is mad. Okay, sure.

Most boring moment: Everything about Kim’s dog. God, we get it. It’s a rowdy dog, ha ha ahaha hahah hah. MOVE ON.

Most unexpectedly touching moment: Kim credits the show with keeping her sober and holding her accountable for her actions. Despite having a couple very emotional, very rough seasons, she believes that the show has been very good for her. “You guys have saved my life,”  she says. Aww.

Most blinding eyesore of an outfit: Joyce AKA “Hoysay” AKA Jacqueline wore glitter from head to toe. Now, I love glitter, but wow. That was a lot.

Source: Bravo TV
Source: Bravo TV

Best hair makeover: Yolanda’s short bob is looking fierce.

Most amazing accusation: “I’ve seen you kissing a guy when your tampon is hanging out of your private parts” – Joyce to Brandi.  Um…what?

Best reaction to that moment:

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Most unexpectedly sane and logical comment: Carlton has been quiet for most of the reunion thus far, but she brings up a great point in regards to Brandi’s comment that “black people cant’t swim.”  She said, you can’t just throw labels around like “racist” or “anti-Semitic” without consequence.  They are very real words with very strong implications and they’re not something anyone should toss around lightly. Well said.

Thing I never want to hear again: Anything about anyone’s husband’s “pee-pee.” Vomit.

Thing I’m most looking forward to in the Reunion Part 2: Carlton vs. Kyle. Bring it!

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