I consider myself a fairly cultured individual, but I can only figure out about 40% of what’s happening in the new Lady Gaga video, “G.U.Y.” If I understand correctly, that stands for Girl Under You,” which is what Lady Gaga wants to be. I guess she’s still going with the theme of somebody doing what they want, what they want with her body. But anyway. She is also Venus. And a dying bird. And sometimes a Lego? And they are cloning Ghandi and Jesus and possibly Michael Jackson, I think. Maybe. I don’t know. But what I do know is that this new ARTPOP film also features the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast. That’s right, sometime after the dead bird pool party-slash-funeral (seriously, what?) we get some awesome cameos from Lisa Vanderpump, Yolanda Foster, Kim and Kyle Richards and Carlton Gebbia. Why no Hoysay? Why no Brandi? I don’t know. But before you can get disappointed about their absence, check out Andy Cohen’s guest spot as Zeus – A.K.A. a floating head in the sky. It’s the weirdest, most amazing thing and you’ll never be the same. Even Giggy makes an appearance. You can check it out below.
And for those of you who like extra bonus footage, Andy Cohen posted an adorable fanboy reaction to the video as well. He’s like, “Oh her ass looks great. She’s in fishnets. OH! Her tits! Yolanda is playing the cello. How does that happen? Ooh hot guy!” I love it.