Oh man…oh man oh man. This is it. We finally made it to Terminus. It took all season. We picked up some folks along the way, but we lost a couple, too.
I’m really glad we made it, because last night sure was rough. Carl got attacked by some horrible Reggie LeDoux-looking guy. It didn’t look so good, but then Rick totally bit right into this one guy’s neck? It sure was nuts! And hey, when you think about it, it’s kind of like, ironic? Like the people have become the monsters, you know?
Sorry, maybe I’m getting a little too philosophical here. I’m just worried about Rick lately. He’s so darned sad because Carl would rather clean guns than play with Legos, which I guess is symbolic of his loss of innocence. I just wish Rick would have a little faith in what people are capable of. Hershel used to be pretty good at that…hmm…
But hey, we made it! Terminus! Boy, this place sure seems idyllic. I wonder if it’s too good to be true. Everyone is so nice…so friendly…so calm. How super! I wonder if we can get something to eat here? Oh hey, my friend used to have the same pocket watch.
Wait a minute…that sure looks like Maggie’s fugly-ass poncho. And Glenn had the exact same riot gear…huh. What a weird coincidence! So guys, what’s going on?
Oh hey, wait a minute. You’re being kind of shifty. Why so shifty, nice Terminus people? I wish you guys would just tell me where you got that pocket watch. Maybe we should just start shooting.
Whoa, whoa buddy! That is a lot of firepower! It’s kind of strange, how there is so much gunfire happening right now, but no one is getting hit! Boy, what poor aim! I wonder if we should take a shortcut through all these bones and candles. What a nice room! So cozy…and I am digging the wall art. “Never again. Never trust. We first, always.” Kind of catchy, I guess. Maybe a little off-putting for my taste, but I’m no interior designer.
Wait. Did you hear that? It sounded like someone calling for help. How weird! I must be hearing things, because this place seems pretty empty.
Maybe this Gareth guy isn’t so friendly after all. I know we introduced ourselves, but he didn’t even bother to learn our names! Rude! I guess we’ll go into this ominous looking train car, though, since he’s so darned insistent.
Boy, Rick is mad again. I wonder what he’s going to do. I wonder what he will say. This is gonna be big, folks, I can feel it! Whatever happens next, it will be well worth the anticipation. I can feel it, it’s going to be epic. Epic.
Wait for it…wait for it…
“They’re screwing with the wrong people.”
Oh. Well, I guess we can’t all be great orators.
Has anyone seen Beth?