Let’s Dance! So You Think You Can Dance Auditions Are Back

It’s summer, which means it’s time for So You Think You Can Dance to return! Even though this show’s been a staple of my summer since the beginning, it’s hard for me to believe that it’s been on for a decade already. But the beautiful and always sunny Cat Deeley tells us that it has, and […]

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The Walking Dead Gets An 80s Style Theme Song And We’re All Better For It

Are you in withdrawal for The Walking Dead? Well, I don’t have any exciting clips from the upcoming season (sorry) but I do have this awesome video from The Wil Wheaton Project, which gives the zombie apocalypse show a new theme song, straight from the 1980s. Remember when every television theme song used to give viewers a summary […]

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Bachelorette Recap: The Good, The Bad And The Drunky

I don’t like to be smug about things (yes I do) but I have to make one thing clear about this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, and that’s how much I called it about Craig. I so called it, guys. Craig? He’s a drinker. And boy did we see him drink on Monday’s episode. But I don’t want to get ahead […]

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Joyce Giraud And Carlton Gebbia Fired From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Uh-oh, looks like Andy Cohen better watch his back or he might just get a hex put on him. Rumor has it that two cast members of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have been fired. US Weekly is reporting that Puerto Rican beauty queen Hoysay Jacqueline Latoya Jackson Joyce Giraud and curse-casting Wiccan Carlton Gebbia […]

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Real Housewives Of New York City: The Five Stages Of Getting Ramotional

This past week on the Real Housewives of New York City, the housewives (and LuAnn!) arranged an intervention for Ramona. A Ramonavention, if you will. Why, after so many seasons of watching Ramona behave like a self-absorbed, ragey old hag did the women decide that she finally needed a formal talking to? I don’t know. […]

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Ranking The Bachelorette Contestants From Worst To Best Husband Material

It’s that time again, time for the train wreck that is The Bachelorette.  I am pretty sure that, generally speaking, nothing could be more unsuccessful or embarrassing than Juan Pablo as last season’s Bachelor, but I have high hopes for Andi Dorfman. She’s smart, savvy and unafraid to speak her mind. She’s also not afraid to say […]

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Who Won The Voice Season 6? Your Finale Semi-Live Blog Is Here

Here it is folks, The Voice live finale, and Carson Daly is possibly having an aneurysm. It’s worrisome. I will sit here and worry about Carson and write the last semi-live blog of the season. The coaches come running in and find their seats and Blake Shelton is definitely drinking alcohol. He points to it and […]

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Bachelorette Alum And Premium Dirtbag Chris Bukowski Crashes Andi’s First Rose Ceremony

Did you watch the premiere of The Bachelorette? You know you did, no need to be embarrassed. Personally, I was pretty excited for Andi Dorfman’s season to begin. She’s definitely the most likable (not to mention the most intelligent) Bachelorette we’ve had in years. I think the only other Bachelorette I’ve even liked was Ali Fedotowsky – also a smart, career-driven […]

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Who Will Win The Voice? (Probably Jake)

Well, guys, we made it. It’s The Voice finale and your top three contestants are singing their little heads off for your votes. It was a good show! I even liked a song by Jake, which has literally never happened. But hey, it’s the finale – if it was going to happen, now’s the time. The […]

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This Is All For You! An Open Letter To The Characters Of Reign

Well Reign fans, the time has finally come. It’s the season finale and I feel like it’s been the longest, most absurd and delightful season of television ever. I mean, think about all of the things that have happened to a handful of characters. It’s not like I expected the life of Mary Stuart to be […]

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In Defense Of Ramona Singer (Not Really), Throwing Stuff and Friendship

This week on The Real Housewives of New York City, almost the entire hour was devoted to – okay, I’m not going to call it WaterGate. Let’s get a grip, people. It was devoted to the fight between Ramona and Kristen, which happened to take place in the water. It was actually about water as well, […]

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Watch The Extended Trailer For CW’s The Flash

Last night on the Arrow season finale (which okay, hello Olicity!) The CW showed it’s first full teaser trailer for the upcoming crossover series The Flash. The Flash will star Glee‘s Grant Gustin as the adorable (and super fast) Barry Allen. Oliver Queen last saw Barry in a coma after he was struck by lightning – but it looks […]

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