It Takes A Village To Manage The Real Housewives Of New York City: A Complete List

Source: Bravo TV
Source: Bravo TV

If you haven’t heard, it “takes a village” to support the Real Housewives Of New York City. Team Sonja, as we’re told repeatedly throughout the season, is not unlike a small army of soldiers who go deep (sometimes very, very disturbingly deep) into the trenches to keep her life in motion. Over the course of the show, RHONY fans have seen the many faces of Team Sonja, as well as a multitude of other skilled workers who may or may not earn actual American dollars to serve these ladies. Here’s a complete list of the “village,” who made it onto part two of the Real Housewives Of New York City reunion:

  1. Sonja’s prospective intern
  2. Sonja’s intern
  3. Sonja’s intern
  4. Sonja’s intern
  5. Sonja’s new intern
  6. Heather’s trainer
  7. Heather’s yoga instructor
  8. Heather’s party planner
  9. Ramona’s doggie stylist
  10. Ramona’s dog photographer
  11. Sonja’s spiritual healer
  12. Sonja’s Christian mystic
  13. Sonja’s swami priest
  14. Sonja’s psychic
  15. Sonja’s image guru

The headline on this piece says “a complete list,” but in reality this is probably only half of the people who work for the RHONY ladies. Sonja says she’s got at least 20 interns at once or something, right? Not to mention all the other “employees” she may or may not actually have. So let’s just call this list “mostly complete,” shall we? Until Andy Cohen gives us The Life And Times Of Sonja’s Interns: A Reality Series, we’ll never know for sure!

Special shout out to Pickles, who serves as Sonja’s number one girl and also lets people refer to her as “Pickles” on national television. Bless.

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2 thoughts

  1. Andy, time to clean out…Ramona is rude and disrespectful , She is going to snap for sure. Mario left her for younger woman. She did not leave him. I cringe when Ramona is so” new york rude”, she is classless. I am from NY she is the worst of the worst. I would FIRE HER now .Distrepect the boss and attack you about what are you doing after show.

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