Are You Ready For Reign Season Two?

You know what I hate? When my husband runs off to see the birth of his love child, likely catching the plague in the process, right when I’ve just been crowned the queen of France. It’s bad enough that my best friend might actually die giving birth to my husband’s child – a bastard who could one day be […]

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Project Runway Recap: Tim Gunn Thinks Your Outfit Is ‘Butt Ugly’

It’s been a season of Project Runway firsts, some more exciting than others. There was the somewhat interesting “rainway,” which wasn’t very mind blowing in itself, though it did make for some incredible avant garde pieces. Then there was this week’s “real woman” challenge, which is a first because they all get to choose “real” ballet dancers […]

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Get Ready For Marvel’s Bus People: Coming To A Theater Near You

After this summer’s big hit Guardians of the Galaxy, it seems like Marvel can do no wrong. I mean, a talking raccoon, a tree who repeats one line throughout the entire movie, and a bunch of superheroes no one’s ever heard of? A box office smash? Sure, okay. That’s why this sketch from Saturday Night Live‘s […]

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ANTM Recap: Hair Whip

Last week on America’s Next Top Model, everyone amped up the drama. Tyra tried to teach everyone to be sexy with textbook moves like “the peeping tooch” and “werking the smirk.” Some of the contestants were good at it (Raelia, Mirjana, Will, Keith) and some were not (Adam, Lenox). Lenox was so bad at being sexy, in […]

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Did You Catch The Easter Egg In Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Premiere?

Did you watch the premiere of Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD this week? Of course you did. But on the off-chance that you didn’t, please know that this post will contain spoilers – and lots of ’em. Within the first few minutes of the season two premiere, Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD dropped a pretty juicy teaser, but it happened […]

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True Detective Finds Two More Detectives – And One’s Even A Woman!

For those of you who were less than thrilled with the news that Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn were cast to star in the second season of True Detective, maybe this will cheer you up: Variety reported today that two more vital roles are locked down for the HBO hit. Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch will join the show, […]

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Just How Big Was The Budget For AHS: Freak Show Teasers, Anyway?

Quick poll: We have 13 days left until the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show. Just how many more teasers will FX release during that time? Three? Five? Thirteen? Hell, at this rate, it could be 26, two a day until the show premieres on October 8. I’m not mad about it, I’m just perplexed. […]

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Enjoy These Delightful SNL Promos From Chris Pratt

This weekend, everybody’s imaginary boyfriend Chris Pratt will be hosting the 40th season premiere of Saturday Night Live with musical guest Ariana Grande. Since no one really cares about her, here’s nearly seven minutes of Star-Lord and the lovely Kate McKinnon talking about abs, pickles and naughty words. Ariana who? Can we just have 90 minutes of […]

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Fear Not Joan Rangers, Fashion Police Will Live On

E!  recently honored the late, great Joan Rivers with “Joan Day,” an all-day marathon of Fashion Police, as well as various tributes from her E! co-stars and highlights from her best moments over the years. During “Joan Day,” the network also made a conclusive statement on the future of Fashion Police: “We are deeply saddened by the […]

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Fall TV: Gotham Premiere Knee-jerk Reaction

Those of you who know me at all, know how excited I was for the premiere of Gotham. Fox’s new foray into the superhero market features the early life of DC Comics’ Commissioner Jim Gordon and his experiences in the crime-filled and corrupt Gotham City. The show also features some of the best DC characters as […]

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Project Runway Recap: Bye Bye-ya, Sandhya

I have been really, really slacking on my Project Runway recaps. I was travelling for work, and then I was catching up because I was travelling for work, and I know you don’t care but I’m telling you anyway, because I feel in my heart of hearts that I’ve disappointed Tim Gunn. I’m sorry, Tim! I […]

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ANTM Recap: Headbutt

Cycle 21 of America’s Next Top Model introduced us to Romeo, an actual witch who casts actual spells and may actually have real power. Maybe. Over the course of the last three episodes, he’s cast a few spells and eliminated his biggest competition – first Danny, then Ivy and Chantelle. Every week, he names a threat, casts a […]

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