Vanderpump Rules Star Kristen Doute Tweeted Stassi Schroeder An Apology Haiku

Source: Bravo TV
Source: Bravo TV

Last night on Vanderpump Rules, Kristen shocked Stassi by asking to meet. After not contacting each other for nearly a year, Stassi assumed that Kristen was finally going to give her the apology she deserved. If you watched the episode, you know that it was a sort-of apology and much, much more. I don’t think it quite met Stassi’s expectations.


She did not get a poem…until last night, that is. While Stassi was a guest on Watch What Happens Live, Kristen tweeted an apology haiku:

 

Stassi and her boobs were pleased.


I have to admit, that was pretty clever. Well played, Kristen. You were almost likable.

 

GIFs courtesy of bricesander on Tumblr, who makes the best Vanderpump Rules GIFs ever.

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