I’m Going To Stick Her Face In The Caviar Right Now: RHONY Is Back!

Is it April 7 yet? How about now?

Here’s the first official preview from season seven of the Real Housewives Of New York City and oh my God, everything looks amazing. After a three-year hiatus, Bethenny Frankel returns to RHONY, ready to start her life over. Ramona Singer, fresh from her own divorce, is trying to pick up the pieces. She leans on friend and new housewife, Manhattan socialite Dorinda Medley. Based on this preview, Dorinda – who is a widow and a “chubby chaser,” according to her daugter – will be a pistol. Meanwhile, the rest of the ladies are just trying to make it in through what seems to be one crazy season. Am I the only one amused that, amongst the eight Real Housewives Of New York City, only two are actually married?

EDIT: Of course T. Kyle made a GIF of it. He is a treasure.