I haven’t been blogging about this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but I have been watching. The reasons I haven’t written about it are: 1) The first half was so boring that I kept falling asleep while watching; 2) I’m so sick of Brandi Glanville that there’s nothing left to say about her; and 3) I don’t like to talk about addicts, even when they put themselves on display for the world to talk about. Kim Richards is not very nice, but she is also sick, and that’s not actually funny to me. That being said, the last handful of episodes have certainly not been boring – starting from the poker party and all the way to Amsterdam, these RHOBH ladies have been going through it. Wine throwing, near-choking, glass-smashing, face-slapping…I mean, it’s a been lot. So naturally, the season five reunion looks totally bonkers crazy batsh*t bananas.
Brandi is in true Brandi form, saying disgustingly mean things and deflecting everything else. Kim may or may not end up actually murdering Lisa Rinna at some point. Lisa Vanderpump does a Dutch accent, everyone cries a lot and Kyle Richards is dressed all in red. Uh oh. We all know what that means.
Except…oh wait, that one’s in jail now. Nevermind!
You can watch the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion trailer below.