Category: America’s Next Top Model

ANTM Recap: Bye Bye, Shei

I think it’s pretty obvious at this point: Cycle 21 of America’s Next Top Model will have a male winner. We’re down to the final five contestants and this past week’s episode (spoiler alert) leaves us with only one woman standing. I never really thought Shei had a chance of winning, […]

ANTM Recap: The Great Panda Debate

I think Cycle 21 of America’s Next Top Model has some of the worst contestants we’ve seen in years. Some of might be genuinely decent people, like Will or Keith, but then there’s the bad ones – and God, they’re bad. There’s Romeo, of course, who got kicked off the show for […]

ANTM Recap: Drunk Guy In Korea

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the boochers and toochers of America’s Next Top Model – or at least it has for me, because I skipped the recap episode that aired on Halloween. If you skipped it as well, allow me to refresh your memory: after modeling with […]

ANTM Recap: The Comeback

How many times will we have to hear someone yell, “SEOUL KOR-EE-AHH!” this week? Quite a few, I think. Because America’s Next Top Model is chowing down on some soul food in honor of their trip…to SEOUL KOR-EE-AHH! See, because- oh, nevermind. But before they head out of town, Tyra […]

ANTM Recap: Runway Challenge

I’m not even going to beat around the bush about this: I am a very happy camper. After this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model, one-half of reality TV’s worst couple is gone and he’s never coming back. That’s right, Denzel – the one I fondly refer to […]

ANTM Recap: The Break-Up

Previously, Denzel from America’s Next Top Model really pissed me off. I wasn’t the only one, either. Tyra Banks gave him lecture about ignorance and homophobia like I’ve never before seen on reality TV – or hell, maybe ever on television period. This week, Denzel tries to dig himself out […]

ANTM Recap: Men In Heels

I knew going into this week’s episode of America’s Next Top Model that it was going to piss me off. I saw the previews. Friends warned me. I knew what was coming. And still, still, I was pretty damn shocked at how ignorant and offensive Denzel’s comments were. It’s not […]

ANTM Recap: Hair Whip

Last week on America’s Next Top Model, everyone amped up the drama. Tyra tried to teach everyone to be sexy with textbook moves like “the peeping tooch” and “werking the smirk.” Some of the contestants were good at it (Raelia, Mirjana, Will, Keith) and some were not (Adam, Lenox). Lenox […]

ANTM Recap: Headbutt

Cycle 21 of America’s Next Top Model introduced us to Romeo, an actual witch who casts actual spells and may actually have real power. Maybe. Over the course of the last three episodes, he’s cast a few spells and eliminated his biggest competition – first Danny, then Ivy and Chantelle. Every […]

ANTM Recap: Beard Weave

It’s the second full episode of America’s Next Top Model, which we all know means it’s time for…MAKEOVERS. Or, as they’re forcing us to call it, Ty-Overs. Um, no. I will not call it that. Anyone’s who’s watched ANTM before knows that the makeover episode means several things: First, someone will […]

ANTM Recap: First Elimination

In honor of Cycle 21 (seriously, this show has been on for 20 seasons already) of America’s Next Top Model, I am going to give you 21 random reactions to every episode. I know, I know. Sometimes, I’m so clever, right? But seriously, we are only three episodes in and […]