Category: Bachelor In Paradise

What I Learned From The Bachelor In Paradise Finale

Here’s the thing: when you advertise a shocking, unexpected finale over and over again, you’re sort of setting yourself up for disappointment. Additionally, if you tease at a proposal over and over again, and there’s only one couple who is even remotely likely to get engaged, you’re setting yourself […]

What I Learned From Bachelor In Paradise: Week 5

This week, we were treated to not one but two episodes of Bachelor In Paradise. Despite the world “special” being tacked onto this “special two-night event,” there wasn’t anything very special about it – which, I know, shocking. There were some phony medical emergencies, a probably-fake threesome and a fairly […]

What I Learned From Bachelor In Paradise: Week 2

We’ve only had two weeks with our Bachelor In Paradise contestants, and it’s already bringing more drama than Andi’s entire season of The Bachelorette. Why? Well, there’s all the alcohol. Plus, the crazy people. Boy, there are a lot of crazy people in paradise, you guys. I don’t even know […]

What I Learned From Bachelor In Paradise: Week 1

The newest atrocity from the Bachelor franchise, Bachelor In Paradise, premiered this week. It was, by all accounts, completely terrible and fun. After such a boring season of The Bachelorette, I’m looking forward to some serious draaaaahma. I don’t think this show will disappoint. Even in the first episode, I […]