I’m Going To Stick Her Face In The Caviar Right Now: RHONY Is Back!

Is it April 7 yet? How about now? Here’s the first official preview from season seven of the Real Housewives Of New York City and oh my God, everything looks amazing. After a three-year hiatus, Bethenny Frankel returns to RHONY, ready to start her life over. Ramona Singer, fresh from her own divorce, is trying to pick […]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: You Can Try All You Want, But You Can’t Shake Off The Crazy

Previously on Vanderpump Rules, Scheana got married and now her name is Scheana Shay, which amuses me way more than it has any right to. Meanwhile, Kristen was texting Tom Savdoval, which made her boyfriend James angry. Tom Schwartz got Katie a ring-on-a-string and Katie started to cry because she wanted a ring that was not attached […]

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Arrow Recap: You Want Me To Do What Now?

Oliver Queen is really on a roll. A week ago, he landed at -140 on the Oliver Queen Stupidity Index, mainly because of his thick head and even thicker flashback wig. This week, we’ve reached the point of no return. Thea Queen knows that she killed Sara Lance and is wracked with guilt. Ra’s al […]

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Kelly Osbourne Leaves E! Fashion Police Following Zendaya Dreadlocks Controversy

Fashion Police hasn’t been the same since losing Joan Rivers (#JoanRangerForever!) but things really took a turn for the worst last week, when co-host Giuliana Rancic made some ignorant and xenophobic comments about Zendaya Coleman’s red carpet look. After Rancic stupidly joked that Zendaya’s dreadlocks made her look like she smelled of “patchouli or weed,” […]

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The CW Is Handing Out Superhero Shows Like Candy, Greenlights Arrow/Flash Spin-off

Long gone are the days of soapy teen dramas like Gossip Girl and 90210 – The CW has a new network strategy and that strategy is All Superheroes All The Time. Deadline announced yesterday that The CW has a spin-off series in the works starring a collection of characters from The Flash and Arrow. It’s like the network found a formula that won’t fail and […]

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Three Looming Questions From Pretty Little Liars “Bloody Hell”

We only have three weeks left until the season finale of Pretty Little Liars , when we will finally discover the identity of A (again)! After last week’s episode, which gave us Mike’s massive Mona confession, you’d think the show would expound on her murder. But nope, who am I kidding? It’s just more mysteries, coming at us from […]

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[Updated] Lady Gaga Joins American Horror Story, Reveals Season 5 Theme

Calling all Little Monsters: Lady Gaga has officially joined the cast of American Horror Story for season five – and from the looks of her announcement on Twitter, she’s also revealed the show’s next theme. American Horror Story: Hotel? Seems like. Make your reservation now. #GagaAHSHotelhttps://t.co/o9ixi5TaFy — xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) February 25, 2015 Fans – including myself – […]

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Gotham Recap: Whoever Wears The Hood Should Lead

This week’s Gotham was one of the strongest of the series. As the kids say, sh*t got real. Fish uses some, uh, unorthodox methods to guarantee her safety while Bruce and Alfred unknowingly walk right into a trap. A big, stinking corporate trap. Oh and, no big deal, but the show also introduces the Red Hood […]

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Zendaya, 18, Teaches Giuliana Rancic, 40, About Cultural Stereotypes

Full disclosure: I have no idea who Zendaya is, or what she is famous for. A quick trip to Wikipedia tells me that she is a singer/dancer/model/actress known for some Disney Channel originals. I also see that she’s still a teenager. Okay, now I know. I am probably not her target audience, so I don’t feel […]

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Arrow Recap: Reunited And I Still Won’t Kill You

It’s been a while since I’ve recapped Arrow, which means it’s been a while since visited the Oliver Queen Stupidity Index. Instead of taking the time to tally up every dumb thing Oliver’s done (frankly, there’s been a lot) let’s just go through the big pluses and minuses, shall we? Over the last few episodes, Oliver has […]

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I Didn’t Watch The Oscars, But These Moments Almost Make Me Wish I Had

As I said yesterday, I didn’t actually watch the Academy Awards last night. And based on what I’ve seen and heard, I don’t think I missed much. My predictions, by the way, were about 50/50. I was wrong about Michael Keaton winning Best Actor, but I was right about it being a white guy. Get it? […]

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The Oscars: Here Are My Choices, Let Me Know If I’m Right

As most of my close friends already know, I love awards season. I love watching all of the Best Picture nominees and getting outraged about snubs. I love cheering when my favorite wins and cursing the Academy when my favorite loses. I love opening monologues and spoofs of iconic scenes. I love Billy Crystal’s dumb […]

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