Battle Rounds On The Voice: I Don’t Even Know What’s Going On Anymore

It’s the year 2058 and we’re on night 21,170 of The Voice battle rounds. I am reporting from the afterlife on the best and worst performances. I died a long time ago, but that’s okay. I will still watch in the hopes that one day we actually start this competition. On this night, Blake used his final […]

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Bravo TV Announces 15 New Shows And Renews 16 More: What Do You Think?

You don’t have to look at my blog too long before you figure out that I’m a bit of a Bravo TV addict. The weird thing is, I don’t follow most of the network’s shows, especially the newer programming. Vanderpump Rules is the obvious exception because, obviously. STASSI FOREVER. Ahem. Anyway, my point is that […]

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The Worst Items In Adam Levine’s New Clothing Line

Have you ever wanted to be dressed by Adam Levine? No, I said dressed, not undressed. Yeah, I know. Disappointing, right? But if you’re into the celebrity clothing line thing, you can now buy items from Adam Levine’s women’s collection, exclusively for K-Mart. In my opinion, the line ranges from completely boring to completely douchey, depending […]

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Is James Franco A Marketing Genius Or A Creep?

Spoiler alert: James Franco is probably a creep. If you’ve been living under a rock, or you’re just predisposed to tuning everything out into blissful white noise whenever someone mentions James Franco (I don’t blame you) you may not have heard that Franco is a total pedo who scams on teenage girls via Instagram. Allegedly. Yesterday, some social […]

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Two Fails, One Win On This Week’s Real Housewives Of New York City

This week’s episode of the Real Housewives of New York City took us out of the city and to The Hamptons. I thought the change of scenery and a nice trip to the beach might also give us a break from BookGate (which the women are now actually using as its name, strangely enough) but no. Aviva cannot keep […]

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The Voice Battle Rounds Are Still A Thing That’s Happening

Will we ever stop battling on The Voice? Will we ever see the four teams compete with each other instead of within their own teams? Will Carson Daly eventually just have an aneurysm when a coach makes a steal? Can his poor body take the toll? So much uncertainty! But you know what’s not uncertain? There is […]

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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Comes To A Tearful End

You guys, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion is finally over. God, did that last like a year or what? Like I said last week, I think they record too much footage for these reunion specials, because they really end up feeling redundant. Of course, that doesn’t mean we didn’t get some juicy moments. This week was […]

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More Battles On The Voice: Who Came Out On Top?

I don’t know what’s going on with The Voice this season, but I feel like me and the judges are operating on totally different wavelengths. Every person I am rooting for, they send home. Every contestant I am ambivalent about, they lose their minds. Am I tone deaf? For instance, what the heck is up with […]

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Hey Guys, Hop On Board To Terminus! Choo Choo!

Oh man…oh man oh man. This is it. We finally made it to Terminus. It took all season. We picked up some folks along the way, but we lost a couple, too. I’m really glad we made it, because last night sure was rough. Carl got attacked by some horrible Reggie LeDoux-looking guy. It didn’t […]

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It’s Finally Happened: A Physical Brawl Rocks The RHOA Reunion

Well, I guess we should be impressed that it took this long to actually happen, right?  Things went from bad to worse to violent as an argument turned into an all-out physical fight at the Thursday taping of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. The fight took place between RHOA stars Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart. According to a source for […]

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Aviva Drescher Calls BookGate The Stupidest Fight Ever, Admits To Having A Ghostwriter

After watching the Real Housewives of New York City Hashtag BookGate on Hashtag Bravo (Hashtag Watch What Happens) I have determined the following: Aviva wanted Carole to validate her writing Aviva wanted Carole to use her connections and reputation to help market her memoir Aviva was offended because none of this happened Aviva went on the attack […]

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