Vanderpump Rules Recap: Scheana Gets Married In A Crop Top

Have you been keeping up with Vanderpump Rules? Don’t lie, you know you have. I can’t think of any good reason to skip watching the trashiest, most ridiculously juicy show on Bravo. I may have been taking a break from blogging, but you know I couldn’t resist the sleaze that lurks at SUR. However, if you have missed a […]

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Nevermind, I’m Not Really Excited About Marvel And Spider-Man Anymore

Well, that didn’t take long. Yesterday, Marvel and Sony announced that Spider-Man would be joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It was exciting! A new Spidey! Maybe even some real avenging with The Avengers! But…nevermind. Even though I think it’s fair to say that no one wants to see Spider-Man grow up again, it looks like we’re getting just […]

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Gotham Recap: Imagine The Thing You Fear Most In The World

It’s been a while since I’ve written a recap of Gotham and plenty has happened while I was away. I am just going to assume you’ve been watching and move forward, because that’s what Batman would want me to do – and no one wants to disappoint Batman. He’s kind of cranky, ya know? On last night’s […]

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This Is The Only Thing I’ll Post About 50 Shades Of Grey

Let me get this off my chest: there are few things in life I regret more than reading the 50 Shades Of Grey trilogy. Yes, I read the entire trilogy. Yes, it was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life and no, I will never, ever get those precious hours back. I must live […]

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Marvel Makes It Official: They’re Gonna Get Their Spidey On

After five – yes five – Spider-Man movies, Marvel and Sony Pictures announced today that…we’re going to get more Spider-Man! In movies! Okay, so it’s a bigger deal than all that – Marvel made it official this morning: in an unprecedented collaboration between Marvel and Sony, Spider-Man will be joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After years of speculation […]

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See You In 2015!

Here are 10 things I will probably do before the end of 2014: 1. Eat too many cookies. 2. Spend some quality time with the BFF. 3. Watch Love Actually and The Sound of Music. 4. NOT watch Home Alone, because I hate that effing movie. Yeah, I said it. 5. Drink too much. 6. Get maudlin at some […]

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Arrow Star Stephen Amell’s Mom Is Pretty Worried About Him

If you watched the Arrow mid-season finale, you know why. If you didn’t watch, this is your official spoiler warning. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 and do not keep reading if you don’t want to know what happened. Last night on Arrow, Oliver Queen and Ra’s al Ghul went face to face and, well, things didn’t go […]

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Agents Of SHIELD Revealed Skye’s True Identity And It’s Awesome

The Agents Of SHIELD winter finale was, in a word, bananas. So many things happened – seriously, so many things – but I think the most significant moment was when we learned the true identity of Skye. If you’re a comic fan, you probably figured it out pretty quickly, but for those of you who aren’t familiar […]

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Here’s My Crackpot Theory On Harrison Wells And The Identity Of Reverse Flash

In last night’s winter finale of The Flash, “The Man in the Yellow Suit,” Barry Allen met that very man…sort of. Barry met him – or rather, got his butt kicked by him – several times, but he has no idea who or what he is…even though it’s pretty clear that the man in the yellow suit knows all […]

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Cuba Gooding, Jr. Is The Next O.J. Simpson (Fictionally Speaking)

In today’s biggest “uh, okay, sure?” entertainment news, Ryan Murphy has cast the two leading characters for his new anthology series, American Crime Story. This show will serve as a true-crime companion piece to the fictitious American Horror Story anthology series, focusing on one real-life American criminal case each season. The first season will center on the O.J. Simpson trial and […]

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Are You Ready For The Pretty Little Liars ChristmAs SpeciAl?

This holiday season, it looks like everyone on Pretty Little Liars is going to be faced with the ghosts of Christmas past. Or at least the ghosts of Ali’s past, which never seem to go away, no matter what the season. The Pretty Little Liars Christmas Special (#PLLChristmAs, for those of you who can’t resist a good a promo […]

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Vanderpump Rules Star Kristen Doute Tweeted Stassi Schroeder An Apology Haiku

Last night on Vanderpump Rules, Kristen shocked Stassi by asking to meet. After not contacting each other for nearly a year, Stassi assumed that Kristen was finally going to give her the apology she deserved. If you watched the episode, you know that it was a sort-of apology and much, much more. I don’t think it quite met […]

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